WASHINGTON DC. - Presumptive Republican nominee John McCain today mocked Barack Obama for his use of restrooms while on the campaign trail. Speaking before a group of four tourists who were trying to hail a cab, McCain chided Obama for “these pampered celebrity demands of running water and soap dispensers”. “In my day”, said McCain, “you went out back and shat in a hole and wiped your ass with the Sears catalogue or a corn cob or a frozen squirrel”.
McCain then appeared to mumble a joke about how “these dentures don’t let you nibble corn no more” before wandering off across the street. Campaign lobbyist-aide Rick Davis vehemently defended McCain’s right to “lose focus” and urged the American people to “join John McCain in finding our tomorrows where our yesterdays seemed to be”.
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Wow!! This is great! Who wrote this?
what is with people just quoting what was in the blog?
oh yeah, i’m talkin to you LDeeahhhblow and gottadime
And McCain wants to return all of America to “the good ole days.”
He’s right, you know. People now-a-days have it too easy. That’s why there are so many gays today.
I guess it still beats voting for a socialist.
“In my day”, said McCain, “you went out back and shat in a hole and wiped your ass with the Sears catalogue or a corn cob or a frozen squirrel”.
… Funniest Shit I’ve heard in DAYS!!!!
“join John McCain in finding our tomorrows where our yesterdays seemed to be”.