By now it’s absolutely astounding to us at Funny Or Die that
our little video with Miss Paris Hilton has become a world wide news
story. ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX News,
even the McCain camp has weighed in on this.
Well, we were there, so we figured who better to give you
some exclusive, behind the scenes gossip about Paris and her now famous
political run made famous here on FOD? OK, here we go….
Do you know what Paris really likes to do when she’s at home
away from the press and the photogs where no one can see her? She likes….to be….hospitable. Deal with it.
I’m sure for a lot of you, your spirits are broken,
realizing your glitzy, club-loving idol is human, but it’s true. From the moment we arrived in the Hamptons
to shoot the video, Paris was as nice and accommodating as can be. She kept running inside to make sure we
never ran out of bottled water and as the shoot wrapped up, she made us turkey
sandwiches.
That’s right. Paris Hilton made us turkey sandwiches. Herself. We
didn’t even ask for them. The
mustard was spicy, the bread was toasted…they were perfect.
Oh, and guess what else was perfect? Paris’ eye line in the video because
she DIDN’T USE CUE CARDS. Again, deal with it. I guess the fact that she memorized giant chunks of dialogue
for our tiny internet video was the least hospitable thing she did because I
spent all night before making up cue cards and then she didn’t even use them.
Overall, have to say, Paris was a pro with a great sense of
humor and welcomed us as guests into her home.
Patience is a virtue...
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