By now it’s absolutely astounding to us at Funny Or Die that
our little video with Miss Paris Hilton has become a world wide news
story. ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX News,
even the McCain camp has weighed in on this.
Well, we were there, so we figured who better to give you
some exclusive, behind the scenes gossip about Paris and her now famous
political run made famous here on FOD? OK, here we go….
Do you know what Paris really likes to do when she’s at home
away from the press and the photogs where no one can see her? She likes….to be….hospitable. Deal with it.
I’m sure for a lot of you, your spirits are broken,
realizing your glitzy, club-loving idol is human, but it’s true. From the moment we arrived in the Hamptons
to shoot the video, Paris was as nice and accommodating as can be. She kept running inside to make sure we
never ran out of bottled water and as the shoot wrapped up, she made us turkey
sandwiches.
That’s right. Paris Hilton made us turkey sandwiches. Herself. We
didn’t even ask for them. The
mustard was spicy, the bread was toasted…they were perfect.
Oh, and guess what else was perfect? Paris’ eye line in the video because
she DIDN’T USE CUE CARDS. Again, deal with it. I guess the fact that she memorized giant chunks of dialogue
for our tiny internet video was the least hospitable thing she did because I
spent all night before making up cue cards and then she didn’t even use them.
Overall, have to say, Paris was a pro with a great sense of
humor and welcomed us as guests into her home.
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Yeah, what bakersgirl said! So she made sure you had some bottled water and can make a turkey sandwich!? She loves her game of "see, i'm surprising you with how I can be so normal" acts- then she gives her creepy little laugh about it. Her tv show was BASED on this premise. Talk about star struck and wanting an "in" with the power-set! Geesh. It's nice that ... more >
maybe jail did change her… cool
It’s great to see another side to Paris. I never did think she was so terrible. C’mon, what’s she done? Shot school kids? Burned down churches? Kicked your dog? Dissed your granny? She’s a human being, just like the rest of us. She did some stupid things but because she’s famous, everybody knows about it. How’d you like all of your mistakes, poor de... more >
Oh PLEASE, she is practacly the downfall of the youth today who look up to her. Thanks to her we can expect sluty, materalistic air heads to represent women tomorrow. Paris needs to use her celeb status to draw attention to more then a dumb joke where she assumed she was running for president b/c Maccain put her in his video? You know what they say about ass... more >
she did not even write that speech she gave, but now all I hear on the news is how smart she
What was really scary was that she had a copy of The Economist hidden behind Conde Nast Traveler. And she originally wanted to do a power point presentation on biodiesel.
Oh yeah! Paris for president. THAT’S HOT!
Hmmm; wonder what the statistic are on % of write in’s to win the election!
Voting for Paris is better than checking “None of the Above” on the ballot!!!
what, no bacon lettuce or avocado w those turkey sammies, just mustard.that’s not so hot!what’s next, obama gets elected and names her press secretary, no finger foods after those meetings, probably just the finger(.l.))what’s sad is she was more articulate about proposed policy than any presidential candidate has been so far.we truly love you Paris, you’re ... more >