Earlier this week, actor Matt Damon gave an interview to the Miami Herald in which he called NY Times ex columnist Bill Kristol an “idiot” and James Bond a “misogynist sociopath”. Damon has been garnering a reputation for being opinionated since the comparing Sarah Palin’s candidacy to “a bad Disney film” during the presidential election. Damon’s friends are not surprised saying, “Matt will call you out on your shit. Big or small.”
“He’s been this way since high school,” concurs childhood friend and actor Ben Affleck. “He used to flip out on our English teacher, Mr. Dobson, for giving us lame vocabulary tests. He’d call him stupid, but do it with SAT words like ‘vapid cretin’ or ‘fatuous half-wit’.”
Luciana Bozan, Damon’s wife, attested to Matt’s aggressiveness, “I’m not supposed to talk about this, but Matt’s middle name is Paige. Once my brother made a joke about that being a woman’s name and Matt laid into him. He called him a 'benighted philistine' and put him in a triangle choke which is a very painful jujitsu move he learned on Bourne.”
As a result, the Bozans and the Damons do not celebrate holidays together. Even Damon’s daughters notice his demeanor, “Daddy yells at sidewalk,” announced his two-year-old Isabella. Damon insists he is not irrationally angry, just smart.
“He’s been this way since high school,” concurs childhood friend and actor Ben Affleck. “He used to flip out on our English teacher, Mr. Dobson, for giving us lame vocabulary tests. He’d call him stupid, but do it with SAT words like ‘vapid cretin’ or ‘fatuous half-wit’.”
Luciana Bozan, Damon’s wife, attested to Matt’s aggressiveness, “I’m not supposed to talk about this, but Matt’s middle name is Paige. Once my brother made a joke about that being a woman’s name and Matt laid into him. He called him a 'benighted philistine' and put him in a triangle choke which is a very painful jujitsu move he learned on Bourne.”
As a result, the Bozans and the Damons do not celebrate holidays together. Even Damon’s daughters notice his demeanor, “Daddy yells at sidewalk,” announced his two-year-old Isabella. Damon insists he is not irrationally angry, just smart.
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I think Matt Damon has earned the right to be an asshole now and then. Most of us do it without also making millions of people enjoy a few hours of life.
I would also like Paige to know he can't put people in triangle locks, and call them a benighted philistine, it just doesn't make sense, but it's real fucking funny,.... really fuckin funny....
How is sleeping with a woman before marriage immoral? Perhaps by your standards, but thankfully the rest of us live in the 21st century.
Who knew being a misogynist meant sleeping with a woman who you're not married too. HA! I think you should keep the conservative retardation to a minimum and spend some time with a dictionary.
Yes ChristopherN79. Sleeping with women out of wedlock is indeed DEEPLY immoral! Damn liberals! Sleeping with women who they're not married to, don't they know they'll burn in hell? Oh btw the 18th century just called and asked me to congratulate you on your view on morality.
Vapid cretin... Hahahaha
"Damon insists he is not irrationally angry, just smart."
Sounds like an asshole with an inflated opinion of himself.
Matt Damon I'm not irrationally angery.... I just..
DAMMIT If I told that fridge once I have told it a Thousand times *Grabs baseball bat swinging wildly** You!! *thud* Don't!! *thud*
Run!! *Whack* While I'm!! *Whack* Speaking!! *thud*
Oh Look Puppies!!!
I'M NOT ANGRY!!! Just smart.
You don't fuck with Jason Bourne!
I fucked matt damon!