Consumer Reports released its annual list of the 12 Worst
Father's Day Gifts on Saturday. If you want to show Dad love and
appreciation this year, think twice about giving him the following
presents:
1. Homemade coupon for ineffective backrub
2. Coffee mug reading 'World's Most Secretively Muslim Dad'
3. DVD box set of 12-hour Ken Burns documentary 'Cream of
Wheat'
4. Microsoft's Zune Phone 3G
5. Novelty card of fat people fucking
6. Twenty crates of 'Ron Paul '08' bumper stickers
7. Build-A-Bear designed to resemble child's cooler, wealthier stepfather
8. Steely Dan LPs from the den
9. A shout-out from son during his acceptance speech at Tony
Awards
10. Felt-covered shit statue
11. Lethargic handjob from Mom
12. Relocation to cheaper nursing home
Patience is a virtue...
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2. Coffee mug reading 'World's Most Secretively Muslim Dad'
my Dad is muslim -_-
thats gonna scare him soo much :P
winindy, i echo you. this is beyond lame.
Yeah! Maybe you could become an embittered critic who makes hurtful comments. Dare to dream.
Not sure who’s writing these, but hopefully it’s not to late to change career paths.
A tickle here.. A tickle there… Not all that funny…
felt covered shit statue is on my want list
felt covered shit statue is on my want list
felt covered shit statue is on my want list