A-Rod: Declared independence from his wife.
A-Rod's Wife: Started process to emancipate millions of dollars from A-Rod's bank account.
California Wildfires: BBQ'd the central coast of California.
Madonna: Denied rumors that's she's getting a divorce from Guy Ritchie.
Guy Ritchie: Begged and pleaded with Madonna not to divorce him.
You: Peed in the pool.
Boston: Got wicked fuckin' sunburned after getting wicked fuckin' drunk and falling asleep in the sun wicked fuckin' hard. Then got into a fight.
John McCain and Barack Obama: Got drunk, had bottle-rocket fight.
George W. Bush: Got drunk.
Rafael Nadal: Cooked Roger Federer.
Meat and Beer: Spent weekend being the best things ever invented.
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if you see A-Rod…tell that bitch he owes me money! hahahahaha Got Boston right on caus ethats EXACTLY what all people from Boston did
if you see A-Rod…tell that bitch he owes me money! hahahahaha Got Boston right on caus ethats EXACTLY what all people from Boston did
if you see A-Rod…tell that bitch he owes me money! hahahahaha Got Boston right on caus ethats EXACTLY what all people from Boston did
and i NEED to figure out a way to emancipate millions from a-rod’s bank account without having to sleep with, marry, and eventually lose him to some washed-up old mystic.
george w didn’t get drunk, he put on a disguise as a secret service agent and followed his daughters to their party and WATCHED them get drunk.