Boobs Vs. Titties; Excerpts From A Debate

On Friday experts attempted to settle once and for all which are better; Boobs or Titties. Self proclaimed “Boob Miester” David Yanuck spoke in favor of Boobs against Jeff “Lake Titty Ca-Ca (and hold the Ca-Ca)” Sherwood. Following is an excerpt from the debate that took place over micro-brews and hot wings at McManus’ Pub:

Sherwood: “No way dude. Titties, all the way.”
Yanuck: “In your dreams bro. Boobs. End of discussion.”
Sherwood: “How can you say that? Titties fuckin’ rock!”
Yanuck: “Not as much as Boobs they don’t. Plus Boobs also kick ass.”
Sherwood: “Boobs?!!! No. Titties.”
Yanuck: “Boobs!”
Sherwood: ”TITTIES!”
Yanuck: “BOOOOBS!”
Sherwood: “Tit-TAAAAYS!!!”
Yanuck: “Hey man. I’ve known you a long time. You’re my bro and I love you but you’re not being reasonable right now. Boobs are the best there is. You know it, I know it-“
Sherwood: “You’re starting to piss me off man. Don’t condescend. I’ve played with dozens of Boobs and I’ve squeezed a ton-load of Titties allright? So I think I’m fuckin’ more than capable-“
Yanuck: “Can I say something?-“
Sherwood: “I am more than fuckin’ capable-“
Yanuck: “Dude, can I tell you something?”
Sherwood: “Don’t FUCKING interrupt me Dave! God damn it!”
Yanuck: “I just want to tell you one thing.”
Sherwood: “Fuck you you fuckin’ asshole!”
Yanuck: “Sit down! What’re you getting’ all fuckin’ hard core on me? You gonna fuckin’ hit me? Just because you know that Boobs are better than Titties?
Sherwood: ”Shut up!”
Claire: (waitress at the pub)”You guys need to keep it down or I’m gonna cut you the fuck off!”
Pause.
Yanuck: “Man, she’s got some sweet Boobs on her right?”
Sherwood: “We’re not friends anymore you fuckin’ DICK!”