
Did you know?
* Obama has never publicly stated that he is not a flesh vehicle for a team of tiny aliens
* Obama has fallen asleep to the history channel. What secret Hitler dream messages now rule his subconscious?
* Obama routinely hibernates from July 3rd to July 5th.
* Obama refuses to talk about any instances in which he accidentally defecated in his pants. Are we to believe a human can go their entire lives without an urgent fecal mistake? America deserves the truth.
* Obama does not know how to drive a monster truck.
* Ask your self this, has Obama ever shaken your hand, looked you directly in the eye, and told you he's not a Muslim? Why not? Is he scared you'll know he's lying. If he's done this once, why hasn't he done it twice?
* Obama hasn't taken the time to write any patriotic songs. Obama has written zero patriotic songs. Zero. No ditties either.
* Obama's teeth, being made of enamel, are capable of crushing the windpipe of a smiling child. Yet, he chooses to keep them.
* Obama wouldn't laugh at the jokes you like. They'd make him uncomfortable.
* Obama has never bought Ronald Reagan a drink.




































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10 comments
This article is accurate. Dr. Sam Vaknin is one of the foremost authorities in the world on the subject of narcissism. Even after all the research, I am stunned. Perhaps it is because it is more clinical than political.
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Obama Biden ----> Given some very minor rearrangements = Osama Bin Laden!!! **Gasps** I always knew where he was hiding
Barank Insane Abomination's white half is racist and his black half is reverse racist!
Obama supports communism, that's what his "spread the wealth" crap is.
YOU MISSED THE TRUMP CARD HERE... DID YOU KNOW OBAMA HAS NEVER KILLED A MOOSE.
"If he's done this once, why hasn't he done it twice?" HAHAHA I almost shit myself laughing.
Aaaaah fesces. Always make me smile.
isn't not buying R.R. a drink a good thing?
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These were fucking fantastic. It sounds like a lot of satirical hatred went into this. Hopefully a compliment will lower your blood pressure until at least tomorrow.