Beijing, China - A controversial picture of Spain’s Olympic Basketball team has surfaced showing its players making “slanty eyes” with their fingers, a gesture that has offended their Chinese hosts. In an act of retaliation, the Chinese basketball team has put pee-pee in their Coke.
“We played the joke,” said Chinese basketball player Yao Ming. “It’s not something we do as often as racist white American first graders might suggest, but I do believe an entire group of athletes making fun of Asians warrants our tried and true signature prank." Ming is, of course, referring to the playground rhyme about Chinese payback, "Me Chinese. Me play joke. Me put pee-pee in your Coke."
What’s most upsetting about the event is that Spain has not issued any sort of formal apology for it and, in fact, continues to remain defensive about the matter. “It wasth jest a choke,” lisped Jose Daurte, the Spanish team’s effeminate guard before chugging a pitcher of sangria with a salsa chaser followed by a four-hour siesta nap.
Some Chinese-American organizations in the U.S. are even receiving furious letters and emails asking for even more justice (aka pee-pee) against the Spanish. Asian-American activist Lisa Chung said, “I think they deserve more pee-pee, definitely. What's unfortunate about all of it is that in a supposedly unifying atmosphere here at the Olympic Games, we instead are on the receiving end of a tasteless and offensive depiction of our people. It’s nothing new. It happens to the Chinese, the Japanese…” And then pointing to her breasts finished, “Oh what the hell. Dirty knees, look at these.”































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5 comments
We chinese…. We make joke….We put steroids in your coke….Then we call you in to pee…. Then boot your ass for all to see….esa’
I honestly think that they were just promoting calm and relaxation by posing in a “temple massage” manner.
It’s all spin. Take it to the no spin zone.
“we played the joke” thats great. Hats off to whoever wrote this one. Or team. You all deserve a raise.
Pee in their coke?- Yeah hey showed them!