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10 Better Ways to Say "Unemployed"

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It's tough times economically, and chances are a lot of you are unemployed or "between jobs". Here's a list of better options to try when someone asks "What do you do?"

1 Experimenting with real time time travel
2 Acting as cable repair liason for my apartment
3 Professional Couch Gaurd
4 Training to be a Media Watchdog (specializing in Courtroom Reality Shows)
5 Run an Airport Ride Barter Service
6 Still working as Job Market Analyst
7 Pro-Bono Video Game Tester
8 Social Network Engineer
9 Cat Whisperer
10 Writing a screenplay

 
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Stark

13) Pet sitter (only valid if you have pets)

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makinitdrizzle

12) Home Security Guard

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zenspartan

this list will certainly come in handy.

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Amy4Birds

Love number 10! Perfect.

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Slamdog

11) In between ambitions

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