Palm Springs, CA- In what must surely be an elaborate prank, daytime
cutup Ellen DeGeneres reportedly "married" Portia de Rossi over the
weekend. In a hilarious twist, it turns out de Rossi is, in fact, a
WOMAN. It remains unclear as to whether the highly unconventional
wedding was performed as a remote comedy bit for DeGeneres' talk show
or as a conceptual Andy Kaufman-esque performance art piece, but the
brilliantly absurdist idea of two ladies marrying each other is sure to
catapult DeGeneres to the forefront of the cutting edge comedy
pantheon.
The "ceremony" was as intricately staged as any normal wedding, but
with one BIG difference- instead of a bride and groom, there were TWO
brides.
Refusing to drop the joke, DeGeneres released a statement Sunday:
"Portia and I have dreamt of this day for long time. We are so thrilled
to pledge our love and commitment to one another."
DeGeneres and de Rossi's closest friends played along with the
elaborate gag, attending the nutty ceremony and refusing to address the
wackiness of seeing two females exchange wedding vows like a regular
couple. It is unclear which staff writer on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
hatched this hair-brained scheme, as numerous inquiries into his
identity have gone unanswered.
Ms. DeGeneres' husband could not be reached for comment, but it can
only be assumed that he was a good sport about the whole gag.





































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3 comments
does nyone reailise they are both lesbian, and hav been for a long time,they do have this wedding planned for a long time, jeez doesn't any one here have e! news or at least gone on imbd.com! coz its all there in plain english, in plain black and white! IT IS NOT A JOKE!
I think we’ll all soon see that “Portia” wink wink, is really Jamie Kennedy in disguise. I find it very odd that Ellen and Portia were getting “married” wink wink, on Saturday, the very same day that both McCain and Obama were discussing flipping the same sex marriage laws at Rick Warrens church. I can’t beleive they were in on it too !
Those guys!
Wow! The love for a joke!
Did McCain write this? He’s so OLD and out of touch!