- In recent years, Clinton's charisma level has slipped from "Off the Charts" to "Most Charming Man on the Planet."
- Weeks after comparing Barack Obama to Jesse Jackson, Clinton drew complex analogy between Obama's campaign and the time J.J. joined a street gang on Good Times .
- Clinton biography My Life actually just a photocopied Arby's menu.
- Despite repeated intervention from aides, Clinton's Netflix queue is a total mess.
- Carelessly accepts speaking engagements, as evidenced by his officiating a mass wedding of Sun Myung Moon followers in 2005.
- Spent Labor Day weekend 2007 hunting pussy in Malibu with Vincent Chase, Johnny Drama, and Turtle.
- Due to association with questionable business partners, Clinton's Ebay user feedback is at dismal 46% positive.
- Following torrid affair with Eleanor Mondale, Clinton tried unsuccessfully
to woo Mary Cheney.
- Despite Clinton's
unflappable exterior, all those Jay Leno monologue jokes really hurt his
feelings.
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Don’t you love when you stay up all night to create a funny post so as to make people laugh and feel better about life and the first comment is -
“Um, this is pretty lame.”
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i bet bill clinton has a boner bigger than a new york city trash can
chasing tail with fictional characters sounds like a good time for the former leader of the free world.
Good stuff. But you missed the French maid outfit scandal from last week’s OK magazine.
Um, this is pretty lame.