What do you do when you're told to "suck a bag of dicks"
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Louis C.K. talks about what he would do if he had over 80 billion dollars.
views: 1,978
Louis C.K. talks about one of his favorite shirts.
views: 1,958
Louis C.K. describes a handjob that was the saddest thing in the history of the United States.
views: 2,231
Louis C.K. recalls a visit to Chinatown.
views: 8,143
"I've never left there feeling like hopping."
views: 260
"I'd like to talk to you about Jesus."
views: 339
"Don't worry... there's a bunny."
views: 242
"Eat your meat, pussy."
views: 297
Brilliant standup performance from Red, White and Screwed.
views: 22,306
So I'm at a Chinese buffet, right..
views: 3,064
"I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards, been, 'I'm glad I ate that.'"
views: 3,734
"How am I gonna tell my mother that I've been f&*ked in jail?"
views: 2,100
Hilarious clip from his HBO Critic's Choice Special.
views: 26,335
"I just want people to look at me and see me as white."
views: 11,846
The stand up on the Kobe Bryant rape scandal.
views: 2,138
The comedian gives you an easy recipe on how to avoid the late night vomiting
views: 161,512
"I was in my garage yesterday for 10 hours trying to kill myself."
views: 5,519
The mighty folk comedy duo perform their tribute to David Bowie.
views: 15,054
The comedian sings a song about family!
views: 1,947
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