SsnapDragon

(looks at the dog hair stuck to your lip) YOU FUCKING ATE MY DOG! How could you?! LOL That has to be the funniest thing I’ve... more »

(looks at the dog hair stuck to your lip) YOU FUCKING ATE MY DOG! How could you?! LOL That has to be the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time!

Granted. But now you know about the alien plan to dominate the world. You... more »

Granted. But now you know about the alien plan to dominate the world. You go insane and live out the rest of your days in a straight jacket drooling all over yourself, constantly screaming that you know the truth.

I wish that if you slipped a disk in your back, you could just run out to Best Buy and get a new one to install yourself at home.

False. I let the world know about my mothers talents. Thanks to her I have... more »

False. I let the world know about my mothers talents. Thanks to her I have an unlimited porn collection, and I make an ass load of money off that bitch!

When you think no one is looking, you like to pick up small dogs and sniff thier asses

HAHAHA! Do you think we could build a giant sling shot to help us paint... more »

HAHAHA! Do you think we could build a giant sling shot to help us paint with?

Pappabigfoot said:

How many dead babies does it take to repaint a house?

-Depends on how hard you throw them!