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The older I get the more I realize that farting is still funny. My girlfriend doesn't get it because she's a girl. Girls think it's funny when Hugh Grant says, "Umm, I'm so sorry but I think those are my socks you are wearing." Or when Colin Firth says, "Oopsy, I think I just washed your s... more >

The older I get the more I realize that farting is still funny. My girlfriend doesn't get it because she's a girl. Girls think it's funny when Hugh Grant says, "Umm, I'm so sorry but I think those are my socks you are wearing." Or when Colin Firth says, "Oopsy, I think I just washed your skivvies with my knickers." Jeeesus! Give me a fart joke and show me video of someone getting hit in the balls and I'm a happy man.

Also, I think America really needs to take it easy with the tattoos. When I was a kid tattoos used to signify that you were associated with some bad ass characters or you were a bad ass yourself. I was a little fearful and yet somewhat awestruck when I saw a big biker covered in tattoos. I don't get the same feeling when I see a twenty-something suburban guy who pounded out a sleeve of tattoos in a week using their dad's money and now he expects everyone to fear and respect him. Well, thanks to overexposure and lack of creativity those suburban Jamokes have made tattoos quite lame, quite lame indeed. < less