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FYI- The Doritos commercial isn't so much a short or video as it is a commercial. Also, I'm not really endorsing artificially flavored,... more »

FYI- The Doritos commercial isn't so much a short or video as it is a commercial. Also, I'm not really endorsing artificially flavored, corporate run iconic products that heavily contribute to America's ever-growing obesity epidemic, as I am promoting the '1970s'. Do you know what I always find funny? 70s porn. Starting with the bow-chick-a-wah-wah soundtrack, I'd love to be a Composer back then, like John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, viewing that big movie screen with the timecode rolling on the bottom, to time the beats and wah-wahs, with the pizza guy that walks in with a big afro... but low and behold, he unveils another big afro as the pants unzip... and make that another afro as the girl unveils her 'pubescents', or is it pube-essence? Well either-way, it's sheer comedy to see something so hilarious nowadays, was actually seen as hot and edgy back then. I wonder if that's like a fetish now, getting off on 70s porn? Stick that on the shelf right next to the clown porn... seriously there is such a thing as clown porn, but that's neither here nor there.

Hi everybody, I just signed on to Funny or Die and added a couple of my recent projects. I hope people find them funny... or... more »

Hi everybody, I just signed on to Funny or Die and added a couple of my recent projects. I hope people find them funny... or apparently, *ahem* I'll die, so please find them funny... like my life depends on it, because apparently it does. Like DMX used to say, "this is not a game". Is that still cool to reference DMX? Do people still know who that is? Maybe not... I'd quote Taylor Swift but the 'hardest', most serious, 'straight to the face' thing she's ever said was: "I suffer from girlnextdooritis where the guy is friends with you and that's it." This is true, I googled it... See, this is why Kanye had no problem intervening at the music video awards, because he knew he could just waltz right over to that mic and say whatever, but if it was DMX, oh-no, even Beyonce would have rearranged his face before he could have gotten the second word out. But I do have to say, I really had no idea who Taylor Swift was before that even happened... so, thank you Kanye... Maybe I can hire him to insult me publicly so I can make the front this year's People Magazine... I'm serious where is that list, I'll sign that right now.

I'm totally impressed by FODs new format! I also totally dig how I can add... more »

I'm totally impressed by FODs new format! I also totally dig how I can add on to my "Mr Boston's Symposium" running web series through the web series button, sweezeet...

"I thought we established this the day we met... I AM a Prince, and YOU ARE... more »

"I thought we established this the day we met... I AM a Prince, and YOU ARE a scullery maid. That is what attracted me to you from day one... That submissive, subordinate but attentive 'can-do' attitude. If you're going to bitch about doing a chore every now and then, you just might come across another poisoned apple and I might just marry an Asian girl, and that will be that..."

And remember kids, if you have premarital sex... Your dick will fall off!... more »

And remember kids, if you have premarital sex... Your dick will fall off! Show 'em Hanz. Now go home and think about voting for Sarah Palin, or Osama Bin Laden will kill you. GOooo... Right-Wing Propaganda!