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Angela's parents where always upset when they caught her catsterbating in the shower.
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This is the Last photo of the Johnson's alive. It was taken for the invitation to their "Kill, Fuck, Marry?" Party.
No Santa! I said I wanted a 'GUM' catcher!
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