With a whole new season of startling tales of amazing science to shock, titillate, and cajole.  So strap on that extra oxygen tank and set your raygun to deep-fat-fry, we're going where no hospital has bothered to go before: the outer reaches of the lusty, busty, creamy, crusty cosmos, Space Hospital style.

Filling your space with an all new load of love, this fall.

http://www.funnyordie.com/spacehospital

The final episode of the current season of Space Hospital, "Omagone" has arrived, and our intrepid crew now travel the mystical path of uncertainty.  Maggie Morningstar is M.O.A., Omacron, the man/alien symbiotic personality lies lifeless in his eco-friendly disposable tube, and all the while, the Overlords of the Centrality have called for a feasibility study to be administered by Prince Neville Plodd himself as to the future, if any, of the institution known as Space Hospital.  Will we be blasted to atoms?  Will there be severance pay?  Watch now, and find out.

Fillin'your Space with Love... possibly for the last time.

Hello friends and fans,

Space Hospital is planning its next season of intergalactic chaos and we need your help!  LOVE Space Hospital, but you're not IN love with it?  Like where it's going, but think YOU should be driving?  Well, now you can!  Make your voice heard in our Fan Poll!  Just follow this link to the survey and make your suggestions as persistently and annoyingly as you care to!  We love it!  Seriously, all comments welcome! 

http://www.zapsurvey.com/Survey.aspx?id=455f7b62-40af-4734-8714-48acbdaa1efd

Attention all personnel:

Many of you have confided in me (P.B. Turnems, for example) on your conflicted longings: you want to surrender to love, but you want to maintain control/virginity.

Yes, SpaceHosptial has done it again! Behold!

INTERACTIVE BOYFRIEND DREAM DATE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4PncO5I6b8

Sorry it's on youtube, but FOD doesn't have the necessary linking feature for interactivity.

All traditional/old-fashioned sex is suspended until Dream Date is fiscally in the black.

That is all.
SH

Space Hospital's own Lenny (the Lovable Robot) does.  Come be friends with Lenny and view family photos, poke, as questions, view blog entries, etc. Read 25 random things about him...it...whatever.  Or just lurk and troll around.  Copy and paste the link below and ask to be friends with Lenny.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Lenny-L-Roboticus/1228117014

Up-ity. I think that's what the whole staff has been getting, a little bit, lately.

Entire half-hour breaks for lunch? Madness!

Let's try to think back to when we were all fresh-faced temps and detainees, and to the instructional video we all watched on our first day aboard Space Hospital. Remember that one? Well, now you don't have to, because we've dusted off the old data cartridge and it is once again required viewing for all staff.

Later, after we've all viewed the video in the auditorium, one random individual who finds a black spot under his or her seat will be pushed out an airlock for the amusement of the rest of us. We have so little fun these days. And, we have to keep you all on your toes.

Ah, the salad days, when people were fired out of spite and power-hungry recklessness, rather than economic considerations.

Anyway, back to basics. That is all.

Admin.