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AddedArticle The legal implications of Scooby-Doo
Added The legal implications of Scooby-Doo
A few weeks ago I had to serve jury duty and it made me wonder:Does the Scooby-Doo gang ever get subpoenas to appear in court after one of their "investigations"? And if so, does the defense ever q...
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Article Never have a camera when I need one
Added Never have a camera when I need one
My 3 and a half year old decided she absolutely had to where a pair of flannel footy Princess pajamas with a zipper that are size 2T (for those unfamiliar with kids sizing, this compares to pa...
by Ethan
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article I need an Intervention
Added I need an Intervention
Over the last few years I have repeatedly engaged in an activity that is threatening to tear apart my marriage and ruin my relationship whith my children. It's an inheritated disorder that I ...
by Ethan
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article Anyone want to help create a secret soc...
Added Anyone want to help create a secret society?
I've been watching too many shows on the History Channel about secret societies and mystical orders. I'm starting a secret society that does nothing but spread lies that the society does stuff...
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article Things I hate thinking about
Added Things I hate thinking about
Intelligence is a relative concept. We consider ourselves an intelligent species, though there can be vast differences in the intelligence level from one person to the next. So what if G...
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article Things I hate thinking about
Added Things I hate thinking about
Having two children, i spend a lot of time watching cartoons. In the interest of full disclosure, I watched a lot of cartoons before the kids (Digimon got me through grad school). Here'...
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Rating: 50% Funny
Video The Ballad of G.I. Joe
Added The Ballad of G.I. Joe
What do the members of G.I. Joe and Cobra do for fun?
from Cha-Ching Pictures, Olivia Wilde, Zach Galifianakis, Alexis Bledel, Billy Crudup, Julianne Moore, Funny Or Die, Chuck Liddell, Sgt Slaughter, Tony Hale, Laz Alonso, Joey Kern
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Views: 951,541
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Rating: Immortal
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Hilarious
No, I got it..but then again- I am a freaky hater of hormonal chicken products.
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Hilarious
"Maybe you should switch to free range chicken"
lmao!..
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Good directing
Ethan, go ahead with the plan (stop).
The boss says it's a go (stop).
Greenlight your way to victory (stop).
Go ahead, back up (stop).
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Genius
wow...the ticker tape guess...interesting to say the least...you must be in Mensa
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That's What He Said
Really, my birth certificate is in there, just keep feeling around.
Finally, an easy way to eliminate belly button lint.
Billy "bong hit" Brooks helped his chiropractor buy a new boat.
I think I saw the orthodontist.
Keep your pants on...
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