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I'm tall, dark, devilishly good looking. I have amazing pecks. The title of my autobiography is "The Autobiography". Because it is the only one that should ever be read. It's an entire page long. Here's an excerpt: "...then he went... more »

I'm tall, dark, devilishly good looking. I have amazing pecks. The title of my autobiography is "The Autobiography". Because it is the only one that should ever be read. It's an entire page long. Here's an excerpt:

"...then he went to..."

That is all you get.

Anywho, I'm the best in the world, but I'm gentle. The ladies need to know that even though I'm a fierce unthinking killer on the exterior, in my heart and deep in my soul, I am a cuddly Bearicorn. Which is a mix between a fuzzy teddy bear, and a beautiful mystical unicorn. With a horse penis.

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Ballons dont make me jealous anymore...

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You should see what's on the table...

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And now we take you to footage of the Chinese Buffet Cattle Ranch

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If you are white, marry a black woman, have black children, eat black eyed... more »

If you are white, marry a black woman, have black children, eat black eyed peas and fried chicken, shoot a G on the block with your glock, then accidentally say "What up my nigga" to her dad, does that make you a racist?

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