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Smells Like Pain? Smoulder and Payne? We're flexible

Smales (tall) and Payne (hair) are a couple of sharp witted comedy writers who have often been hailed as mildly entertaining by the likes of men and women. Having failed to receive any good accolades as shoe shop workers they turned their child like minds towards writing and performing comedy. We are writers and not film makers. We have some basic equipment we use to make the videos.