11 Mall Superheroes From the 70s Creepily Touching Children

Maybe it's the bulging tights that elevate these from campy to creepy. Maybe it's their eyes. Maybe it's the unshakeable feeling that these children never forgot the day these pictures will taken. (Many of these come from the website, Plaid Stallions, who seem to be the authority on disturbing memories from the 70s - http://www.plaidstallions.com)

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With A Pair of Erections

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With a Oh Dear God

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With a Graze of the Calf

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A With a Kidnapping

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With a Disturbing Lack of Faith

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With a OH DEAR GOD NOT AGAIN

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With a "No Touch" (arguably worse than a real touch)

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With a Tit Grab

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With Your Dead Eyes

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With a OH DEAR GOD JUST GET HIM OUT OF HERE

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Description: Maybe it's the bulging tights that elevate these from campy to creepy. Maybe it's their eyes. Maybe it's the unshakeable feeling that these children never forgot the day these pictures will taken. (Many of these come from the website, Plaid Stallions, who seem to be the authority on disturbing memories from the 70s - http://www.plaidstallions.com)

Categories: Funny Pictures Nostalgia

Keywords: mall superheroes mall superheroes 70s spiderman mall batman mall incredible hulk mall

Patience is overrated...

Its a Damn shame what parents allowed to happen to their children in the 70's!!! SMH ROTFFLMAO!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Its a crying shame that things like this are why the 70's are one of my favorite decades :)
Oops...my bad.
damn Spider-man and his sticky hands...damn him!!!
im sorry but whats creepy in the spiderman one? pushing it a little nipple...
lol.how could that kid on 70's appreciate the look of that crappy incredible hulk on number 7 picture. was that child a vegetarian? he might have thought that it was brocolli on hulk's head
damn picture 8, looks like body builder version of mr grinch.
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Anyone else notice that the Hulk in the last photo had already unbuttoned his pants?
Leanne Bulten, Rachael Welman,Jane Cleaver.
wow its sad i missed the 70s
Creeepyyyy.
HULK SMASH!!
I remember those! I have an "autographed photo" of spidey, and lots of therapy sessions to prove it.
Earl and Randie Hicky
To those of us who survived the 70's.... Sadly, we didn't live near a mall, so this bit of nostalgia escaped me. Thank God.
Why did I look at these idk but...every kid in the pics look the same