Color me obsessed, this was my Halloween costume <3
Death by Balloon
In this photo you can clearly see me being devoured by a 7' red balloon. Next question.
Relationship goals, amiright?
One venti grits-fish-cheese-mochaccino please. Finally, Starbucks gets my order right
One Stop Shop
What you need? Hair cut? Watch battery? Pizza? Come on down!
Chipotle chicken muffin...I have gas just looking at you
Sometimes the yawn-screams are not silent!
America stop! Drop it! Bad America, bad!
Oftentimes when I'm in a production there will be sexual innuendo, us theater geeks love a good sex joke. But when you're literally in a burlesque show where the set is covered in wangs there just isn't much to say!
Gods bless New York for this amazing subway "movie poster" ad about getting tested.
The rules are simple, no wet clothes allowed in the dryers.
"I've made a huge mistake"
Hey, birds get tired after long flights. SorryNotSorry.
Falling To Your Death
Please observe the signs and don't be a dick by falling off the cliff, ok?