I decided I would rhyme. To waste a lot of people's time. Oh my, this site is full of slime.
By Michael Lake March 08, 2012 2.1k views More Info

So the stipulation I gave myself for this round of harrassing weird people on Omegle was I had to try to rhyme with the line before. Well, this barely qualifies as harrassment, all these weirdoes said much stranger and more forward things than I. 

As you can see here. I know this is an auto-message but they get far worse. Just FYI.