From the London Men's Collection Fall/Winter 2013-2014 preview. Or your nightmares.
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When in doubt, wear a potato sack.

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Meet Mitten Man.

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Mitten Man's trusted sidekick:

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Oven Mitt Boy.    Yahoo via Getty Images

Boys will be boys

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in $500 labcoats, of course.    Yahoo via Getty Images

Acessories are key

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Garbage bags and ski masks

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coming to a mall near you.  Via