Hey, it happens. Whether it's due to whiskey dick or performance anxiety, once in a while the third member of your party just isn't going to cooperate.
And a good girlfriend always says, "It's ok, baby. It's no big deal."
Sometimes it's genuinely not, but other times we're really thinking "Are you f**king kidding me?? I wonder if I have any AA batteries in the kitchen..."
Just know that no matter what terrible, hormone fueled thoughts fly through our heads in that brief moment of disappointment, we still love you and think you're the manliest man ever! That deserves a badge of honor!