1. Transportation Trouble? No f--ks here.
2. Want to cross me? You know what I don't give...
3. Accuse me of hoarding toilet paper? Leave your f--ks at the door.
4. Oh, smoking kills? My health insurance will cover all my f--ks.
5. Looking for a party? BYOF. There are none here.
6. Raising grandkids? I used all my f--ks on your parents.
7. S-Words and F--ks. No need.
8. No waves? The greenscreen will handle the f--ks.
9. Want me to make dinner? I'll prepare the f--ks on the side.
10. Shirt? Check. Clown Face? Check. F--ks? None to be found.