Our prayers go out to all of the residents of the states affected by the following weather forecasts. We can only imagine what it's like to wake up, look out the window, and see a giant penis blanketing your state. Weather calls for showers? Good night. And good luck.
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Dear Southern states that were affected by his excitement. Take it as a compliment.
Everybody evacuate Charleston immediately.
Even the sun is in on it. Shit just got real.
A radioactive dick has taken over the midwest. The goggles..they do nothing.
Schools will be closed today. Weather's fine, but a giant, unidentified cock has landed on all major freeways.
Um, you guys see the dick, right? Okay. Just making sure.
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Description: Our prayers go out to all of the residents of the states affected by the following weather forecasts. We can only imagine what it's like to wake up, look out the window, and see a giant penis blanketing your state. Weather calls for showers? Good night. And good luck.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
- The sun picture is the best one lol
- Good 'ol News 13. So proud to be a Central Floridian. :/
- To all residents who are being affected with this storm system, beware of heavy downpour of cums...LOL!!
- Piss on Mexico
- Looks like a hard job
- Since when is Florida, Cuba?
- lol first one is the best.
- Mel I would love to come to a sexy zumba and pole party! Count me in!!!
- Also the weather thing is too funny!! My brother does the weather for Iraq and Afganastan whic is also funny since he's my younger brother and I never thought he would get top security clearance!! haha i love him to death though!!
- OMG @ #1! LMAO
- Too hard. Lol!
- Hahaha! Shit just got real.
- hahahaha never stops being funny.