A New Effort to Keep the Borders Safe
Dear Southern states that were affected by his excitement. Take it as a compliment.
Everybody evacuate Charleston immediately.
Even the sun is in on it. Shit just got real.
A radioactive dick has taken over the midwest. The goggles..they do nothing.
Schools will be closed today. Weather's fine, but a giant, unidentified cock has landed on all major freeways.
Um, you guys see the dick, right? Okay. Just making sure.