"Hi, I'm Screech. Never call me Screech."
And he means ALL televisions, including yours.
This illusionist insists you make chicken magically appear.
"Gimme all 'dem condoms, stock up on dat Hennessey and some delicious juice boxes please! Extra tiny!"
"Good Golly Miss Molly. Do you have a few minutes to talk about Jesus?"
"Um, if my wife's around, make it look like I eat vegetables."
If you like Pina Coladas ...
"How can we be expected to rock unless the lights are turned down just a little bit?"
Iggy Pop is a hero.
David Bowie only communicates via Comic Sans.