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March 02, 2011

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

(I guess he's a "marsheen")

I'm battle-tested bayonets, bro.

People are mystified by this odyssey that refuses to quit calling itself Charlie Sheen.

“That’s where you get slaughtered. That’s where you get embarrassed. From the prom queen.”

I am not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”