Sheenshops

A collection of Charlie Sheen quotes, in picture form. Best viewed using "all pics on one page" option. Bi-winning...
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I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.
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(I guess he's a "marsheen")


I'm battle-tested bayonets, bro.
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People are mystified by this odyssey that refuses to quit calling itself Charlie Sheen.
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“That’s where you get slaughtered. That’s where you get embarrassed. From the prom queen.”
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I am not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.
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“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
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