Bill Clinton dishes out another lesson on how to live life to the fullest, so grab your pencils and take notes this time. more »

"Has anyone told you how Fergalicious you look this evening?"

"And so I says, Clooney who?"

"Way to shoot hoops!"

"You two should start a band and call it, Bono Jovi."

"Hilary, look! I have a ice cream on my nose. Look, Hilary, look!"

"Nice view from back here."

"Did I hear mention of a mile-high club?"

"Look at us. Two successful men playing golf together."

"Oh man, I was just thinking about your movie City Slickers."

"I apologize if the confetti's a bit much."

"Free shakes for everyone!"

"I made a wish. Can you guess what it was?"

"Did I ever tell you about the time I played golf with Michael Jordan?"

"Seriously, who invited Chevy Chase?"

"Heh, I thought it was a real frog at first."

"Holy shit, it's the Neighborhood Trolley!"

"Reagan, did you just fart?"

"Sit down. Let me tell you a story."

"I love sax!"

"Have either of you ever played golf with Michael Jordan?"