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Published May 06, 2011

It's not every day a Puletsur Prize winner is humble enough to submit a resume

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References include Martin Scoresissers, of course

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Companies need guys who know when hold and/or fold

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Honestly, we're shocked David Coverdale's former personal helper was available.

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Before we judge, he may be auditioning to actually be a rapist

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Straight shooter with upper management written all over him

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This IS Your Dog Walker

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The Leading Man

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