Dear applicants, we would like to offer you the jobs of most awesome people ever.
By You're Doing It Right May 06, 2011 100k views More Info
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Published May 06, 2011

It's not every day a Puletsur Prize winner is humble enough to submit a resume

References include Martin Scoresissers, of course

Companies need guys who know when hold and/or fold

Honestly, we're shocked David Coverdale's former personal helper was available.

Before we judge, he may be auditioning to actually be a rapist

Straight shooter with upper management written all over him

This IS Your Dog Walker

The Leading Man