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President Obama and Conan O'Brien's Best Jokes from the 2013 WHCD Barack Obama and Conan O'Brien went toe to toe at the WHCD. Here are their best lines. by As Usual10 More Ridiculous Headline/Picture Combinations (That Should Have Led to Major Fi... Sometimes as a newspaper editor you have to make the tough decisions. Other times, however, you need to skip out early for dinner or something and you just let t... by Oh, News!
It's not every day a Puletsur Prize winner is humble enough to submit a resume
References include Martin Scoresissers, of course
Companies need guys who know when hold and/or fold
Honestly, we're shocked David Coverdale's former personal helper was available.
Before we judge, he may be auditioning to actually be a rapist
Straight shooter with upper management written all over him
This IS Your Dog Walker
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- I'd hire him.
- Love it.
- what a riot
- The drug smuggling capo takes the cake.
- funny as shit.
- Keep these "people" away from my dog!!!
- Well at least they're better prepared than goverment staff!
- if you want some good advice on Resumés here is your chance.
- i strive to create a resume like this guy
- Number 4 I'm pretty sure the picture was photo shopped. Just a hunch.
- Number 5 was he sure that last acting job was actually a film? "Just played a rapist in a film. Wait... What do you mean there was no movie?"
- Number 6....How can you claim it was successful if you just did a 10 year stint in the joint for smuggling weed? I would call that a failure.
- Hahaha. I'd copy and paste if I could...for my own resume of course!
- This is actually pretty similar to my resume.
- I tried to read the seventh resume and ended up like the guy in the eighth.
- I love the one that says he can write an essay on pretty much anything without researching it...lol!!!
- oh god I love free time......this is the funniest shit I've seen all day!
- I love how the wrench is there as a guitar haha
- I thought these cv's might help anybody job hunting right now...
- haha wow lol this is funny with what people come up with lol
- I'd let him walk the shit out of my mother-lovin dog!
- These people would make great references-- I can only wonderfully imagine what their letters of recommendation might be.
- I love this shit :D
- fuckin wow