The Greatest Resumes of All Time

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It's not every day a Puletsur Prize winner is humble enough to submit a resume
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References include Martin Scoresissers, of course
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Companies need guys who know when hold and/or fold
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Honestly, we're shocked David Coverdale's former personal helper was available.
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Before we judge, he may be auditioning to actually be a rapist
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Straight shooter with upper management written all over him
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This IS Your Dog Walker
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The Leading Man
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  • I'd hire him.
  • Love it.
  • what a riot
  • The drug smuggling capo takes the cake.
  • funny as shit.
  • Keep these "people" away from my dog!!!
  • Well at least they're better prepared than goverment staff!
  • if you want some good advice on Resumés here is your chance.
  • i strive to create a resume like this guy
  • Number 4 I'm pretty sure the picture was photo shopped. Just a hunch.
  • Number 5 was he sure that last acting job was actually a film? "Just played a rapist in a film. Wait... What do you mean there was no movie?"
  • Number 6....How can you claim it was successful if you just did a 10 year stint in the joint for smuggling weed? I would call that a failure.
  • Hahaha. I'd copy and paste if I could...for my own resume of course!
  • This is actually pretty similar to my resume.
  • I tried to read the seventh resume and ended up like the guy in the eighth.
  • I love the one that says he can write an essay on pretty much anything without researching it...lol!!!
  • oh god I love free time......this is the funniest shit I've seen all day!
  • I love how the wrench is there as a guitar haha
  • Wow...
  • I thought these cv's might help anybody job hunting right now...
  • haha wow lol this is funny with what people come up with lol
  • I'd let him walk the shit out of my mother-lovin dog!
  • These people would make great references-- I can only wonderfully imagine what their letters of recommendation might be.
  • I love this shit :D
  • fuckin wow
 
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