Give 'em a break, would you?

Full Credits

Stats & Data

February 24, 2014

Alec Baldwin

"I just can't live in New York anymore."

French Stewart

"People won't give me a break."

Mark "Easy" Truly

"I can't step outside my apartment without being bombarded."

Lily-May Ramadan (puppeteer)

"Every night I dream of living unmolested by the media. Turns out dreams don't come true."

Fudd Larchmont

"I've often thought of hiding out in a cave like Osama bin Laden to escape all the attention."

Al Johnston (pyrotechnics expert) (not pictured)

"I legally changed my name to Alicia Keys to throw the media off. Unlucky for me, she turned out to also be a celeb."

Madame Toasty

"I just can't live in Bethesda, Maryland anymore"

Emmanuel Pretzel

"I've faked my own death dozens of times. One day I'll wise up and do it for real."

CJ Goat-Goat Jr.

“I work 14 hours a day in a shoe factory as part of an elaborate ruse. In truth, I’m a Hollywood star.”

Alec Baldwin

"I demanded to appear on this list twice."