SMARMY GUYS WITH SMARMY HAIR

By BMG19

Its the posturing And plastic face And that friggin newscaster voice. But many overlook the 4th factor of smarm. Ye ol' hair helmet.

Published May 01, 2013 170 views More Info »

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Published May 01, 2013

'A LA PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES!'

Dr Bob,super chach.

3pm:Jerk off in mirror

Make a run for it. I'll hold em off with my 'good looks.'

Bon Jovi-smarm for 'put hand on stove'

Fy pyjc, ni muno yc kfyr hlen gfo krumog slooke.

'You suck, Larusso! You suck, man! And your teacher's karate shit! You hear me! It's shit!'

That your real name,fuckface?

'Amazing? Courageous? Hottest? Shocking? Outraged? Vermin? Fuckheads??'

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