SMARMY GUYS WITH SMARMY HAIR

'A LA PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES!'

Dr Bob,super chach.  

3pm:Jerk off in mirror  

Make a run for it. I'll hold em off with my 'good looks.'  

Bon Jovi-smarm for 'put hand on stove'  

Fy pyjc, ni muno yc kfyr hlen gfo krumog slooke.  

'You suck, Larusso! You suck, man! And your teacher's karate shit! You hear me! It's shit!'  

That your real name,fuckface?  

'Amazing? Courageous? Hottest? Shocking? Outraged? Vermin? Fuckheads??'