1. Kangaroos don't get this sexy by accident
2. For the Christmas Card
3. Oh, you have a camera? I didn't even notice.
4. Oh sure, you just HAPPENED to come from the salon
5. Don't be fooled by the shyness.
6. You'd think a human dressed him. You'd be wrong.
7. Who do you think assembled this photo op?
8. To the right a little bit. No no. My right. Your left.
9. This is not the cat you're looking for
10. Stop smiling. This is supposed to be a dramatic shot.
11. Hi I'm here for the 'sad giraffes looking at sky people' shoot