Guess it's "dress like a 1950s flight attendant and fall down" Friday again
"Wow - our periods really did sync up!"
"I LOVE YOU - I'M JUST NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU!"
"If I sit up straight and remain completely still, no one will notice my screens are off and I'm not wearing any pants."
As he lifted Mary off the ground, Jake realized his protein supplements had started to kick in.