BC- Hey, how you guys doinâ tonight?Audience- Woooooh.- Yeah right on! Itâs great to be back here in the nursery, cause last week, actually, is there anyone in from the daycare centre?A- [a few yeahs]- I bet youâre glad to be here then, cause that place is horrible.- HAHAHAHAHAHA-Iâm not even joking when I say this, the last time I was there the toys didnât even work properly! All the batteries were leaking out the back of the back of the toys and, get this, some kids were nibbling on them! So I was like, âhey man, you shouldnât be eating that stuff, that shitâs poisonousâ, and they were like, âit tastes better than my motherâs breast milkâ.- HAHAHAHAHAHANow, what else has been happening? Uh, is there anyone in without parents, any orphans orâ¦.? Yes you, sir? I thought you looked like a late-term abortion.- WOAAAH- Easy now, just a joke. Ok, show of hands, who here loves their mother? All of you? Well Iâm not too fond of mine after what happened last night.- WHAT HAPPENED?- Jesus, Iâll tell you, give me a fucking break. - HAHAHAH- Alright, so last night, I was pretending to be asleep, right? And my mom comes in, and Iâm thinking, âshe wonât risk waking me up by changing me, sheâs got work tomorrow morning, she needs to sleepâ. And what does she do? She grabs me up under my arms, changes my diaper and puts me into a onesie for bed. Now, Iâm not sure about you guys, but I fucking hate onesies.- HAHAHAHAHA, TELL IT LIKE IT IS, BABY!