Here's what Homer Simpson would look like if Marge finally succeeded in getting him to lose weight.
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Published: October 26, 2011

Homer Diet - After 1 Month

After 1 month:  Homer's lost 10 lbsDiet:                 High Protein, Low CarbExercise:          45 min cardio, 20 min weights x 5 times per week

Homer Diet - After 3 months

After 3 months:  Homer's lost 25 lbs Diet:                   High Protein, No Carb, + 3 L water per day Exercise:            45 min cardio, 20 min weights x 5 times/ week + yoga 3 times/wk

Homer Diet - After 9 months

After 9 months:  Homer's lost 125 lbs Diet:                   High Protein, No Carb, + 3 L water per day + Cabbage soup everyday Exercise:            60 min cardio, 40 min weights x 7 times/ week + yoga 7 times/wk

Homer Diet - After 1 year

Homer switches to the Courtney Love Diet - drugs, alcohol, and rage.

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