when most people get hungry they simply go to the nearest kitchen to grab a bag of chips or rob the nearest guy selling fruit if your a 17th century english orphan. But When this guy gets hungry he kind of eats things that would make the manliest of competitive food eaters feel like a walking pussy. Why he has this godzilla-ish hunger problem is one of the worlds greatest mysteries (maybe he's Hungarian.) But let's have a little fun and see what he eats when that stomach starts a growlin.
When David Is starving he will eat. . .