Cannibal RomCom Hugh Grant

If you saw "Cloud Atlas" this weekend, you know that it's a beautiful, wonderful mess, with big stars playing several different characters spanning across time and space. Sure Halle Berry plays a Jewish wife and an Asian doctor, but the best casting choice was viscous, cannibal Hugh Grant. He doesn't get to say one word while wearing insane snake makeup, but if he did, this is what I would have liked for him to say.

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Description: If you saw "Cloud Atlas" this weekend, you know that it's a beautiful, wonderful mess, with big stars playing several different characters spanning across time and space. Sure Halle Berry plays a Jewish wife and an Asian doctor, but the best casting choice was viscous, cannibal Hugh Grant. He doesn't get to say one word while wearing insane snake makeup, but if he did, this is what I would have liked for him to say.

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Keywords: hugh grant cloud atlas cannibal

Patience is overrated...

How do you know the cannibal was viscous? Did you cut him open and measure the viscosity of his blood? Creepy.
would you like fava beans or a nice chianti wth your meal Mr Grant?
Looks like a still from the film Gnawing Hill
You put this on a website where no one has seen Cloud Atlas or any Hugh Grant rom-coms. Nice job though!