When you ask someone, "What are you doing after you graduate?" The answers tend to be vague and confusing. Here are some of the most common answers, translated into practical terms.
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Published May 31, 2012
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Translation: “I just found a coke hookup in Denmark, so I’m gonna chill there until my trust fund kicks in.”  

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Translation: “Temping.”  

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Translation: “Who the fuck let me think a BFA was a smart decision?”

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Translation: “Try to sleep with girls from my high school before they realize I'm a failed Political Science major with a nasty drinking problem and student loans that will follow me to the grave.”  

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Translation: "Stripping."

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Translation: “Therapy. Oh my god. So much therapy."