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A smattering of the most unnecessary items to recently grace the Internet and the world.
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Published August 20, 2012

Sock Sandals

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Want to get that sexy socks-with-sandals look but can't afford the high price of Birkenstocks? Justthrow on some sock sandals and they'll never know the difference. [via.]

Clown Lunchmeat

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I bet this is what they serve for lunch in Hell. [via.]


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For when you're REALLY sure that diarrhea is nowhere in sight. [via.]


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Face-Bikinis are all the rage on the beaches of China this summer. Don'tyou just want to kiss them on the mouth? [via.]

Dog Fannypack

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Your dog is going to love you for this. [via.]

Serial Butt Stabbers

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Better watch your ass. [via.]

Justin Bieber DNA Necklace

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A Canadian company is selling cloned samples of Justin Bieber's DNA in pendant necklaces. I don't even want to know what someone is going to do with this. [via / image via.]

£600 Worth of a Ginger Scotsman's Hair

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Timothy Price of Aberdeen, Scotlandcut off theginger manehe'd been lovingly growingfor 10 years andput the ponytail up forsaleat a price of£600. Timothy, 29, said: “It would make a lovely wig.” OR AN EVEN BETTER MERKIN, AMIRITE? If you want, you can gobid on the hair here. Ya big freak. [via.]


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"Cinnabon announced plans to diversify their menu, adding such items as sandwiches, muffins, and a thing called a Pizzabon." Super gross idea, Cinnabon, but also where do we get them we want them now. [via.]

Blood Spatter Wallpaper

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For the serial killer in all of us. [via.]

Butthole Tattoos

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Maria Louise Del Rosario got the words "Rock" and "Wood" inscribed around her butthole as a birthday present for an ex-lover named Rockwood. Classy gift choice, read an interview with her! [via.]


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Have you ever dipped your finger into a jar of Nutella and thought, "Ijust really want to biteoff thewhole topof my finger and eat it right now!"? Satisfy that urge with Fingerchips. [via.]

Xanadu, the Spray-Foam 'Home of the Future'

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Made entirely of spray-foam, inside and out. Let's go live there and be weirdos together. [via.]

The WineRack

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Keep your two (three?) favorite things as close together as possible. [via.]

Prehistoric Terror Birds

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The only thing more objectionable than chicken-sized dinosaurs are giant prehistoric terror birds, which willdefinitely be eating all of us in our sleep later tonight. [via.]


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