Then start drink.
Let put a end to the Cryus family.
F*ck the family ! And my life !
Yeah f*ck you royal family !
His a real flash in the sack. Just ask his step mom.
An we can tell you have no dad.
He needs a dad. "BALL TAG"
So you dad is devil right ?
Go Jets !
Hey everyone loves a BJ and know this man !
F*CK EM !
An so there step dad will get them drunk and then f*ck them in there mouths like every weekend. God i love college.
We didn't do it !
her daddy is in a coma.
Make her feel at home.
But he loves nuts.
They could be bigger. Right dad ?
Fly away from the hood.
But she so needs some. "You like hard on babe ?"
Hit this jay up.
But she sucks at life.
Love the mom jeans bro.
if you know what this show is called your parents never loved you.
My ho's now sucka !
F*ck you crack head daddy !
That is the 2nd Russian Wife i had die on me this week God d*mn it !
Am on drugs because i don't know who my real parents are. GOOD-TiMES !
Hell if i know ?
Taking candy from stangers was dinner time for her growing up.
Just like you would do for your mother. The Cat lady.
line up ladies this d*ck isn't going to butt f*ck it self.
An make me some dinner now !
Lets f*ck baby !
An they never will. So just love each other.
An everyone on both sides of his family are pros at the sport of drinking.
DADDY loved him alright !
You missed a meeting. An your parents never called.
Because Magic can't leave you on the streets.
An his parents hated him.
An this is what happens when daddy raises the kids by himself out in the backwoods.
Yeah f*cker i sh*t in your yard and now these 2 dudes are going too f*ck me hard at the same time. Because i hate you dad. An that is what she said !
He and his mother love going shoping for out fits together.
Well at least his homeless mom is trying.
There never going to grow up mom.
Make your own jokes up because she is just too easy ! O ! O ! O ! i busted !
Like lets do some shot !
Now put that on your face.
Too bad his jacking off you at home and doesn't even know who the hell you are !
An there all going to be f*ck in the ass tonight after they get drunk as sh*t.
Well Sh*t !
an she is stil cracking up to this very day. "i'll lick you b-hole for a hit"
You go to kill them.
Man do i love baseball YEE HAA !
But she has them.
Now lets party !
Yeah i never knew my parent yeah see ! yeah ! Now show me your d*ck old champ.
But them mother f*cking wolves can dance there ass off dogs.
He likes to slam and jam. "in the b-hole !"
Where both going to need to drink a lot more if am going to f*ck you Miss. Jacobs.
He enjoys f*cking his mom's friends and long walks in the snow.
This Snake is the only family he has left thanks to the U.S army.
i need a drink !
She is one hell of a ball play if you know what am saying };-O !
Hey that is how he got here in the first place.
This is for mom !
An on drugs 24/7 so there was that.
Well at these two brothers are gay.
Married for money and now you hate your life. Thanks hick parents for nothing !
My daddy used to touch you down there as kid. So now i smoke to act like am tuff.
So who is ready for a trip to graveyard a ?
An he just sh*t his pants !
Every show on the CW. An that is way the teens love the CW because they all have mommy and daddy issues.
So your mom is sl*t bag right ?
Her trout smell bring all the boys to the pond.
She wants balls in her wholes by looks of it you all !
O that's right none of you have a father in lives. Well have fun getting molested girls um k !
Like her dad always said "if your going to ask like a b*tch am going to treat you like one ! Now get outside so i can give you a bath !"
What ever she will just her BF to lick up the blood then dad !
An then will you let me play with your tits ?
An no one ever showed her how to wipe her own ass. Thanks foster care.
O yeah it feels good !
lets make out bro.
O am ready for some mother daughter tag team action on deez nutz tonight b*tches !