7 Things Mike Tyson Has Eaten
Don't make Mike Tyson hungry. You wouldn't like him when he's hungry. You'd love him.
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1. Salad
When will the "Mike Tyson Eating Salad Alone and Growling" meme take off?
2. Evander Holyfield's Ear
It's actually amazing that he's transcended this part of his diet.
3. Your Children
Said once to Lennox Lewis: "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah."
4. Greg Kinnear. Just Kidding - Vegan Food. He Eats Vegan Food.
Why? Because the guy's a vegan. Obviously.
5. Pigeons
6. Kosher Food
According to the Jewish Journal, the #1 source for Mike Tyson news, he's planning on opening a kosher restaurant.
7. Everything
Fat Joke!
Here's that Salad Picture Again
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