7 Things Mike Tyson Has Eaten

Don't make Mike Tyson hungry. You wouldn't like him when he's hungry. You'd love him.

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1. Salad
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When will the "Mike Tyson Eating Salad Alone and Growling" meme take off?

2. Evander Holyfield's Ear
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It's actually amazing that he's transcended this part of his diet.

3. Your Children
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Said once to Lennox Lewis: "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah."

4. Greg Kinnear. Just Kidding - Vegan Food. He Eats Vegan Food.
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Why? Because the guy's a vegan. Obviously.

5. Pigeons
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6. Kosher Food
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According to the Jewish Journal, the #1 source for Mike Tyson news, he's planning on opening a kosher restaurant.

7. Everything
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Fat Joke!

Here's that Salad Picture Again
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