Don't make Mike Tyson hungry. You wouldn't like him when he's hungry. You'd love him.

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1. Salad

When will the "Mike Tyson Eating Salad Alone and Growling" meme take off?

2. Evander Holyfield's Ear

It's actually amazing that he's transcended this part of his diet.

3. Your Children

Said once to Lennox Lewis: "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah."

4. Greg Kinnear. Just Kidding - Vegan Food. He Eats Vegan Food.

Why? Because the guy's a vegan. Obviously.

5. Pigeons

6. Kosher Food

According to the Jewish Journal, the #1 source for Mike Tyson news, he's planning on opening a kosher restaurant.

7. Everything

Fat Joke!

Here's that Salad Picture Again