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Enough lying to the press to make yourself look good, celebrities. It's time you opened up and let out everything you've been keeping in.
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(Sean Penn line nailed by Nate Maggio)
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Enough lying to the press to make yourself look good, celebrities. It's time you opened up and let out everything you've been keeping in.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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