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This is how the interview would have gone down if the crackerjack investigative reporter, Nellie Bly, got her assumed wish to interview former president Grover Cleveland. Location: The Land Of Intrigue And Suspense (Also Assumption).
Published July 15, 2011 200 views More Info »
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Published July 15, 2011
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"Today, I have the great honor of interviewing Grover Cleveland..."

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"...the only person to serve two non-consecutive terms as president of the United States of America."

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"It is an honor, sir. An honor."

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"Why, thank you."

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"And thank you."

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"...."

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"Mr. former President Cleveland, sir, could you tell us what you did in between your two non-consecutive terms?"

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"Well..."

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"...I can certainly tell you something I did not do."

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"I most certainly did NOT run for president."

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"Yes..."

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"...you did."

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"...."

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"Mr. former President, sir?"

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"Mr. President?"

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"I can see you, sir. You are behind that lamp post."

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"...."

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"You are behind that garbage bin."

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"...."

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"You are behind that steamboat."

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"...."

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"You are behind President Taft."

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"...."

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"Well..."

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"...what do you want me to say?"

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"I would like you to admit that what you just said is wrong, sir."

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"...."

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"Oh, never mind."

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