As a young professional in the big city of New York, my life is a blur. Not because I am constantly drunk with other young professionals, but because I am so busy that each day never seems to slow down. With all of my Hulu... more »
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Published: June 07, 2013

Dinner prep is a breeze:

These hungry passengers would love a bite (minus the salmonella).

If I've got a hot date, I don't need to worry about stubbly legs!

And if a date turns me down, sex can wait! I can just exfoliate.

The world's cheapest spa! $2.75 for a facial, and no massage beats the therapeutic rattle of the subway cars. 

Expert tip: When relaxing on the 1 train...

Bring extra cucumbers.