Reading is at an all time low, despite brief resurgences in popularity due to the "Harry Potter" series, "Twilight" and "The Hunger Games", all of which are, to me, the literary equivalent of an Alabama Hotpocket. I personally blame such offputtingmarketing decisions such as these examples of eye rapethat adorn the covers ofthe followingbooks. They say "never judge a book by its cover", but I think in this case it's fairly safe to do so.
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