Getting out the vote is SO fetch. None for Gretchen Wieners.

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Don't forget to vote for your Spring Fling Queen on Tuesday people. He will represent you for 4 full calendar years.

Butter is a carb. So you should probably check out the rest at:

Don't be like Coach Carr and make out with Trang Pak. Visit:

Dive into a big pile of girls at:

Stop being a little skeeze and visit:

Ok. Everybody take some rubbers.

Because his father invented toaster streudels:

Too bad the election is on a Tuesday:

Happy hour is from 4 to 6! At:

Why would someone write that? It's just so mean!

You all have GOT to stop calling each other sluts and whores: